Jeff, 23 Business Owner/Painter

Although Jeff did not get a chance to kiss any girls with his mustache, he has noticed more older ladies paying attention to him. Originally, he set off to grow a fu Manchu—but settled with a “caterpillar.” Complains about it being itchy, scaring him when he looks in the mirror, and making him paranoid that people are focusing on it when he is talking. He hopes he does not need therapy.