Chris, 22 Denim Aficionado

You wanna talk about a guy who has pride in his mustache? Then talk about Chris. His sense of self is complete when he walks around with his newfound growth. Check it out: This past year, Chris was involved in, what could have been, a horrifying car accident. This is no joke. His car somehow tangled with a tractor trailer on a major highway. His car was crunched and he was vaulted from his seat, through the windshield, and onto the side of the road. Amazingly, all he suffered were some minor scrapes and bruises. When the driver got out the truck and approached Chris, he noticed the trucker had a stache. It was then that Chris realized that the mustache gods had been watching over him the whole time. Viva la moustache!!