Andrew, 25 Plumber/Bartender

When I first asked Andrew to grow a stache, you could see the inner workings of his demented mind trying to conjure up a mustachial design so sleek and so aerodynamic, that even Einstein's brain would have given up due to frustration overload. One month and many facial hairs later, Andrew came back to us with a configuration of mustache / sideburn that haven't been rivaled since WWF in the 80's. The only thing Uncle Mike and I could do....was applaud.